The Hypnotist Makes Me Buy a Most Expensive Mask

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August 19, 2023  9th day of the Iowa State Fair

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I encountered a hypnotist the other day:

He said, "you are going to take the bus to Valley West Mall, and you are going to wander around until you discover, though it is only August, that a Halloween Store has opened up in the mall.  

You will find yourself walking directly over to a wall of trick-or-treat masks for children and immediately spot a very unusual mask and you will buy it.

And in stark contrast to you normal frugal behavior, you will dish out $25 for that mask because it is so beautiful."  

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